ggcmontecristo:

This is a 100% accurate account of how I convinced Regi to get Locodoco as the coach for TSM:

All hail to Lord Loco
Fans pray for Lord Loco

Hey! Clear some space in the gaming room
Listen!
Andy Dinh!
It’s a PR boom
Oh come!
Be the first in the West to catch his eye!

Streams on!
Here he comes!
Scare Hai! Worry Crumbzz!
And kiss all your fears goodbye!

Good ID!
Meaning crazy!
If you know Spanish
Loves the hyung known as Jaedong
Down on both knees
Fans try their best to stay calm
But when he leaves the salon
They come to meet this spectacular LoL hotty!

Lord Loco!
A-D-C Pro!
Noble Korean
Makes your boys as good as Toyz, that he will show
He’s got cute fangirls galore
His vlogs are never a bore
He played on your team before
It’s Lord Loco

He’s got seventy-five laning critiques
(Though he got benched in June)
Super supports: he’s trained more than three
(Madlife, Mata, he made them great)
When it comes to rotational techniques
Has he got a clue?
I’m telling you, he’s got world-class proficiency

Lord Loco
L-o-L beau
Noble Korean
His bowlcut and his suave strut
Eager to show
Well, get his ass to LA
He’ll coach those losses away
Just live and travel and play with Lord Loco!

He’s got three thousand beautiful selfies
(He’s got the selfies! Let’s see the selfies!)
And on Twitter he posts them for free
(He’s generous, so generous)
He knows strats, he knows team comps and good cheese
(Worked so hard for them)
He knows how to scrim, be ready for him
We’re just aglow to watch this pro: the Loco! Lord Loco!

Lord Loco!
Hair of emo!
Noble Korean
Heard your support was a dude slightly geeky
And that, good fanboys, is why he’ll bring his friend and drop by
With OP champions, ideas galore
With his thoughts and game plans
His replays and more
His love for fine arts, his looks, his keen smarts
His crushed dreams and broken hearts
All hail to Lord Loco!

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ggcmontecristo:

Skyen, the creator of the awesome Caster Comix recorded a version of the song that I wrote yesterday. He killed it!

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ggcmontecristo:

When I first started coaching CLG, I recorded the early days with a different song, and it took another one to convince them to come out to Korea to boot-camp.

I hope you enjoy!

Fans think I’m a pretty bad head coach
And we’ve thrown so many won games
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the unskilled one is me
How can there be so much that you don’t know?
You don’t know…

You think you own whichever noobs you play with
That on KR server you can’t lose a game
But I know every strat and team and player
They have Save, they have Spirit, they have Flame

You think the only players who are players
Are the players who juke and farm like you
But if you use the hotkeys of an Asian
You’ll learn things you never knew you never knew

Have you ever felt the skillshots of the mighty Ggoong?
Or asked the grinning Kakao why he grinned?
Can you gank with all the power of the Samsungs?
Can you fight with all the prowess of NaJin?
Can you fight with all the prowess of NaJin?

Come gather in the topside of the jungle
Come learn to rotate better than the Earth
Come play with all the talent that surrounds you
And for once, never see in all chat “worth”

The solo queuers call you “elder brothers”
The CJs and the KTs are your friends
And we can all learn so much from each other
With new styles, in a scrim that never ends

How high can your ELOs grow?
If you stay at home, then you’ll never know
And you’ll never feel the skillshots of the mighty Ggoong

For whether we lose wards and get Lee Sinned
We must gank with all the power of the Samsungs
We must fight with all the prowess of NaJin

You can own NA and still
You won’t own at Worlds until
You can fight with all the prowess of NaJin.

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pikaniuu:

Piglet, pls.

(vía ggcmontecristo)

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ggcmontecristo:

When I first started coaching CLG, I recorded the early days with a different song, and it took another one to convince them to come out to Korea to boot-camp.

I hope you enjoy!

Fans think I’m a pretty bad head coach
And we’ve thrown so many won games
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the unskilled one is me
How can there be so much that you don’t know?
You don’t know…

You think you own whichever noobs you play with
That in Korea you can’t lose a game
But I know every strat and team and player
There’s Madlife, there is Spirit, there is Flame

You think the only players who are players
Are the players who juke and farm like you
But if you use the hotkeys of an Asian
You’ll learn things you never knew you never knew

Have you ever felt the skillshots of the mighty Ggoong?
Or asked the grinning Kakao why he grinned?
Can you gank with all the power of the Samsungs?
Can you fight with all the prowess of NaJin?
Can you fight with all the prowess of NaJin?

Come gather in the topside of the jungle
Come learn to rotate better than the Earth
Come play with all the talent that surrounds you
And for once, never see in all chat “worth”

The solo queuers call you “older brothers”
The CJs and the KTs are your friends
And we can all learn so much from each other
With new styles, in a scrim that never ends

How high can your ELOs grow?
If you stay at home, then you’ll never know
And you’ll never feel the skillshots of the mighty Ggoong

For whether we lose wards and get Lee Sinned
We must gank with all the power of the Samsungs
We must fight with all the prowess of NaJin

You can own NA and still
You won’t own at Worlds until
You can fight with all the prowess of NaJin.

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(Fuente: unweonqueteamaensecreto, vía adheridos-separados)

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mlb:

    The one-handed fan catch. Well done, sir. 

mlb:

    The one-handed fan catch. Well done, sir. 

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A house of women now. Bitter old women with a taste for blood. Women do not forget. Women do not forgive.

(Fuente: tyaene, vía lostinhyrule)

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A long time ago, she remembered her father saying that when the cold wind blows the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. He had it all backwards. Arya, the lone wolf, still lived, but the wolves of the pack had been taken and slain and skinned. - Arya Stark

(vía lostinhyrule)

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(Fuente: zerueru, vía lostinhyrule)

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